>sign up for flight rising
>briefly glance at apparel
>’this all looks really weird on dragons, i’ll never bother with that’
>3 months later i’m picking one pet dragon a week and decking them out in clothing and cooing over them. they’ve become my new precious babby and they need CLOTHES.
My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)
#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)
Not being able to kiss someone you really rEALLY REALLY wanna kiss is kinda sad and very dumb.